4.23.02
Dear Horde of Mindless Drones,

Today my human companion and I journied to a town called Pisa. Apparently the human engineers who worked here were less than competent, because their construct is slowly falling over! Har har! I offered to finish the job quickly for them, as you see, but once again the stubborn human says that would be improper or some other such nonsense.

Your Loving General,

Scavenger