Rob's Pile of Transformers:
Everything I Need to Know, I Learned From Transformers


* Words can win followers, but actions win planets.

* Never underestimate the humans!
 
* Speak boldly and carry a large fusion cannon.

* Sometimes even the wisest of men and machines can be in error.

* Be careful whom you swear loyalty to.  They might just turn out 
to be a madman.

* Energon is really good and really useful, but also happens to be 
really explosive.

* The exact nature of binary bonding is still not clear, but when it 
works it is reported to be beneficial for both parties.

* A thousand-foot dinosaur will win out against a thousand-foot 
volcano every time.

* When ya got it, use it!

* Be loyal to your allies, or they will chase you into the distance 
at the end of the day's adventures.

* Never let your attitude reflect the gravity of the situation.

* We were not created to die; we were created to carry on.

* There is bad in the good guys and good in the bad guys.  You may 
have to look closely to see it, however.

* The tec specs aren't necessarily the final word.

* Creations can take on a life of their own.

* The Blaster rule: Some days, nothing goes as planned.

* The Tarantulus rule: Life is just _full_ of surprises.


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